Lainie (lainiefig)
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Bio
I am a stay-at-home Mom who lives in the Hudson Valley in NY.

About Fig:
- I’m not actually a fig.
- I’m actually a mom living in slightly upstate New York.
- I’m originally from Texas.
- I have also lived in Oklahoma, Missouri, Tennessee, and Virginia.
- I’ve also lived in Europe (2 years in Haarlem in the Netherlands and 2 years in London, England).
- I only tell you the places you’ve lived so certain readers can say, “Hey, that’s where I live or where I’ve been” and feel a connection.
- I grew up in rural Texas and got my college degree (in English) from a little university in Missouri.
- I have one husband, 2 little boys, and a Boston Terrier.
- In my spare time, I like to read, exercise, do crosswords, surf the ‘net and visit online forums, watch old movies or Comedy Central, shop, and make fun of my kids (usually in a nice way).
- I recently bought a sewing machine soon so I can have another hobby I don’t really have time to enjoy.
- I stay at home with my kids and I’ve had a variety of unsuccessful careers prior to child-rearing (no idea yet if I‘m successful at that), including: high school teacher, bookseller, church youth director, administrative assistant, and word processor/proofreader.
- I’m clumsy, near-sighted, and probably a bit of a geek (hence the starting and moving blogs around all the time).
Favorites:
Favorite Quotes:
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” ~ Mark Twain
“Worry does not empty tomorrow of sorrow – it empties today of strength.” ~ Corrie Ten Boom
- Favorite Books:
- The Once and Future King, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, Pride and Prejudice, Fahrenheit 451, Shakespeare, A Wrinkle in Time, Dr Seuss books, Jane Austen novels, Edward Rutherfurd historical novels, Pablo Neruda poetry, Marcus Borg
- Favorite Music:
- 77’s, Johnny Cash, Sufjan Stevens, David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, The Who, U2, The Beatles, Mortal, ELO, King’s X, Franz Ferdinand, Rush, Fleming & John, Bee Gees, The Cars, Jamiroquai, Fatboy Slim, The Police, 80’s music
- Favorite TV Shows:
- Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Veronica Mars (RIP), House, My Name Is Earl, The Office, South Park, The Simpsons, The Colbert Report, House, Pushing Daisies, Ghost Hunters, Mad Men, Doctor Who
- Favorite Movies:
- The Princess Bride, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, When Harry Met Sally, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, Pride and Prejudice (BBC Version), Kenneth Branagh’s Henry V, Little Miss Sunshine, The Science of Sleep, Junebug, Stranger Than Fiction, Office Space, Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums, Room With a View, The Wedding Singer, This is Spinal Tap, Airplane!, Clint Eastwood films, esp. Pale Rider and the Man with No Name spaghetti westerns, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Prestige, Hitchcock films, esp. North by Northwest, many more I’ll think of adding later